Top 5 Joke of Day
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I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 mont.. Read More Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The co.. Read More How many people work in your office? About half of.. Read More What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? J.. Read More Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to .. Read More
Top 5 Quotes of Day
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You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolat.. Read More I have no regrets. I will never regret loving some.. Read More The best mirror is an old friend. --George Herbert.. Read More I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to .. Read More Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is thre.. Read More
Top 5 Sms of Day
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I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... .. Read More Love is forever, only the partners change..... Read More Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and a.. Read More You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.. Read More Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass.. Read More
Top 5 Shayari of Day
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Tum Ne Chaha Hi Nahi Haalat Badal Saktay Thay Ter.. Read More Jabhi dekhti hai mujhe nazre jhuka late wo khuda.. Read More ————————————– e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do di.. Read More Sir se chaddar, badan se hava le gayi, Zindagi hu.. Read More Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya, Jism.. Read More